Britney Spears

Britney has gone from the Mickey Mouse Club to the Strip Club. If she is not kissing Madonna, or being investigated by the State for poor parenting, she is out singing the below songs. Her underlying theme is about sex, whether it be with men or by herself, as she sings about masturbation in her song "Touch of My Hand." Britney Spears Update - 02/21/07 Ms. Spears has recently filed for divorce from husband Kevin Federline. The couple have two infant sons together and are in a custody battle over them. Ms. Spears has spent the last few weeks partying on the town with new boyfriend Isaac Cohen. During that time she has apparently dropped her pants while dancing at a club, puked in her new boyfriend's lap, and exposed her gentitalia to the paparazi, (picture on this page) while exiting a limo. At time of this report, Mr. Cohen has split with Ms. Spears and is "kiss-and-tell" about their sex life together. She also repordetly entered a rehab facility (leaving one day later )and has shaved her head bald. If you are wondering what to pray about tonight, then look no further.

I Am A Slave 4 U - "Britney" Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me, (I just wanna dance next to you) To another time and place. Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me, (Are you ready) Leaving behind my name, my age. (Lets go) ... ... I’m a slave for you. (Take that) I cannot hold it; I cannot control it. I’m a slave (It just feels right) for you. (It just feels good) I won’t deny it; I’m not trying to hide it. (Baby) Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA) Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA) Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH) [Panting] ... ... Touch of My Hand I’m not ashamed of the things that I dream I find myself flirting with the verge of obscene Into the unknown, I will be bold I’m going to places I can be out of control And I don’t want to explain tonight All the things I’ve tried to hide I shut myself out from the world so I Can draw the blinds and I’ll teach myself to fly I love myself It’s not a sin I can’t control what’s happenin’ ‘Cause I just discovered Imagination’s taking over Another day without a lover The more I come to understand The touch of my hand From the small of my back and the arch of my feet Lately I’ve been noticin’ the beautiful me I’m all in my skin and I’m not gonna wait I’m into myself in the most precious way